We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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