I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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