your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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