Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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