I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
