Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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