Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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