Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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