I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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