She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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