I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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