Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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