Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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