piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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