I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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