FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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