Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
So squirting runs in the family.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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