she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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