Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
