drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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