no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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