And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
do nipples grow back?
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