I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
