redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
