discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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