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you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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