haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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