You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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