She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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