nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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