ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
