take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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