Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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