it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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