He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Enjoy the penises
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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