Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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