I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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