we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
