my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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