Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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