Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize