the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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