it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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