I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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