The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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