Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I bet he comes in French.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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