# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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