there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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