I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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