so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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