Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Someone came in the potted fern
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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