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i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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