return my video game
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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