in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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