Grow some girl-balls and come out already
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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